Dear Halloween,
You were fun when I was 7yrs-old and dressed as Nancy Kerrigan, wearing a silk purple skirt, a silver medal and a knee brace (I was a realist then).
But now, I don’t like dressing up like a prostitute. I don’t like being scared. And I don’t like automatically being labeled a downer for not dressing up and getting wasted.
Halloween is my anti-Feel Good Each Day holiday. I’m sorry.
But to everyone who loves this crazy day…HAVE FUN!!!!! I will be going out to dinner and eating hummus with my roommate.
